Kate's Tits - Then and Now

Kate Winslet is one hot slut - but her tits seem to be getting a little less hot with each passing year.  I won't bother showing you the famous Titanic tits picture again because I'm sure you have seen it, but check out her boobs in Holy Smoke from 1999 - 

 

Nice, full, heavy, suckable looking boobs wouldn't you say?  She might be a little on the chunky side, but look at her ten years later in The Reader!!!

Kate has a nice slim body now, but her tits seem to be disapppearing too.  Put some weight back on, maybe it will go back to your boobs!

Yank It, Frodo!!!

Yank that little hobbit, Elijah!

Watching guys jerk off is HOT and watching hot guys jerk off is even better.  Elijah Wood is definitely hot and I'm sure he's had plenty of practice yanking on that little "hobbit" of his.

I wish this was a video - I would have loved to see him whacking off and shooting that hot load all over his tattooed belly.
 

Looks like Elijah's got a lot more than just his own cum in this photo.  That's something else I would have loved to see.

Arwen and Frodo

Arwen the Elven princess of Rivendell and Frodo the Hobbit of The Shire seem to know what life in Middle-Earth is really all about.  Who cares if the Dark Lord is about to destroy everything around them?!  Just as long as they both get one really good fuck and suck job before the end.

Lucius and Legolas

Two of the sexiest blondes in movies are Lucius Malfoy from Harry Potter and Legolas Greenleaf from The Lord of the Rings... so it goes without saying that you could make some really hot toons with the two of them together.  Here's one we've come up with so far - 

Lucius fucking Legolas