Feb 22, 2011

Kate's Tits - Then and Now

Kate Winslet is one hot slut - but her tits seem to be getting a little less hot with each passing year.  I won't bother showing you the famous Titanic tits picture again because I'm sure you have seen it, but check out her boobs in Holy Smoke from 1999 - 


Nice, full, heavy, suckable looking boobs wouldn't you say?  She might be a little on the chunky side, but look at her ten years later in The Reader!!!



Kate has a nice slim body now, but her tits seem to be disapppearing too.  Put some weight back on, maybe it will go back to your boobs!




Yank It, Frodo!!!

Yank that little hobbit, Elijah!
Watching guys jerk off is HOT and watching hot guys jerk off is even better.  Elijah Wood is definitely hot and I'm sure he's had plenty of practice yanking on that little "hobbit" of his.


I wish this was a video - I would have loved to see him whacking off and shooting that hot load all over his tattooed belly.
 

Looks like Elijah's got a lot more than just his own cum in this photo.  That's something else I would have loved to see.

Arwen and Frodo


Arwen the Elven princess of Rivendell and Frodo the Hobbit of The Shire seem to know what life in Middle-Earth is really all about.  Who cares if the Dark Lord is about to destroy everything around them?!  Just as long as they both get one really good fuck and suck job before the end.

Lucius and Legolas

Two of the sexiest blondes in movies are Lucius Malfoy from Harry Potter and Legolas Greenleaf from The Lord of the Rings... so it goes without saying that you could make some really hot toons with the two of them together.  Here's one we've come up with so far - 

Lucius fucking Legolas


Kate Likes Everything Big

We all know that Kate Winslet loves big boats - but did you know that she also likes big bananas?  Apparently she does - 



Feb 20, 2011

Hermione Gets It Up the Ass


Nothing beats watching a movie while fucking. Hermione loves getting Harry's cock up her ass. They're probably watching a homemade porn movie of Dumbledore fucking McGonagall.

Feb 12, 2011

The 3 Sluts of Middle-Earth

Liv Tyler, Cate Blanchett, and Miranda Otto are all gorgeous, sexy women but get the three of them together... (and remove all of their clothes)... and what could be better?!


There's one of each here - a brunette (Arwen), a blonde (Galadriel), and a redhead (Eowyn).  Which would   you prefer?  I can't make up my mind, so I'll have to take all three - at the same time preferably.

Frodo Big Baggins

You know what they say about guys with big feet, right?!  


Well, Frodo sure proves this theory.  Check out the balls and cock on that hobbit.  I always knew there was a reason he is my favourite.  I'd love to see this same picture (not as a cartoon) with Elijah Wood.  

Hermione and Ginny Desktop

This picture would make a great computer desktop  or you could just print out the picture and then jerk off all over it.  I don't recommend shooting your load at your computer though.  I know it's hard to control when you're looking at these two Brit beauties.  


Check out the knockers on the two of them.  Too bad they're not rubbing their boobs allover each other.  That's something I'd really love to see.

Kate's Cock

Kate Winslet is gorgeous, no matter if her hair is long or short, curly or straight, or red, blonde, or brunette, BUT, I must say that I prefer her without the cock!!!  Unless of course it's in her mouth, her snatch, or her ass.


The Golden Girls of Middle-Earth


Cate Blanchett, as Galadriel, Lady of Light - how gorgeous!!!  I'll bet all the elves of Lothlorien love to climb up into her tree, and right into that shaven pussy of hers every night! 


Miranda Otto as Eowyn, the White Lady of Rohan.  I'm sure all the men of Middle-Earth fight to stick their big, thick "swords" right up that twat of hers.  She's not only beautiful, but tough too, so she probably likes it up the ass as well... nice and rough.

Cherrybomb Hottie

Rupert Grint (aka Ron Weasley from the Harry Potter movies) has to be the sexiest redheaded man ever.  Yes, I did say "man".  He is definitely NOT a little boy anymore.  He is in fact almost 23 years old!!!  

This is a scene from Cherrybomb and is this one lucky bitch!


I wonder what the lock around his neck is for.  If I had it, I'd lock up his prick so that no one else could get at it except me.

Gimli's Axe

Almost everyone at the Council of Elrond is willing to help Frodo on his quest.  Aragorn tells him "You have my sword", Legolas says, "And my bow" and then Gimli comes along and says...


I wonder if this is what he really meant.





Elijah's Woody


Elijah looks like he's ready for a good suck job - are you willing to do it?  I know I would be first in line.

Leonardo's Stiffie


Maybe not the best Photoshop job I've ever seen, but I still love this picture of Leonardo DiCaprio.  Just look at that face.  I know, I know... you're still looking at his cock, but look at his face too.  Doesn't he just seem to be saying to you "Come suck my stiff one."

Titianic T and A

Who hasn't seen the famous picture of Kate ("Rose") Winslet posing nude for Leonardo ("Jack") DiCaprio?  


And she really does look hot in that drawing - but nothing beats the real thing.  In fact, I want to "beat my thing" just looking at her sexy, hot body.  


Take it off, baby - take it all off!!!


Just look at expression on her face - it's saying "I don't care if you draw my picture.  I only brought you here to fuck!"


Right now she's thinking - "Is this guy for real?!  Get over here and eat my red bush!!!"

Feb 10, 2011

Lord of the Rings Parody


Lord of the Rings Parody starring Jack Black and Sarah Michelle Geller.


Feb 9, 2011

Who Would Have Thought?

Who would have ever thought that THIS - 



- would turn into THIS?!!!


He still has that baby face, but WHOA... look how much he's changed!!!  He went from geeky little kid to hot, hairy, and horny.  Ten years makes a huge difference.


Feb 8, 2011

Kate Does It in the Laundry Room


Kate Winslet loves to fuck, and suck, and get it up the ass, and do it in really strange places.  Here she is fucking in a filthy dirty laundry room in a scene from Little Children.  

Feb 7, 2011

Titanic Tits


Here is the famous drawing of Kate Winslet as "Rose" in The Titanic movie.  Nice tits, Rose... but it's too bad Jack didn't have time to draw your pussy too.  Oh, yeah... I forgot - he was busy fucking your pussy.

Feb 6, 2011

Feb 5, 2011

Kate Gets a Tongue Bath


Kate Winslet loves sex.  As you can see she loves getting her ass and cunt licked.  It's gotta be a slopping wet so those beads can slide in and out of her tight asshole.

Feb 4, 2011

Elijah's New Look


Okay, so it's not a cartoon, but it's hot - to me anyway.  Elijah Wood has such a sexy mouth and I like what this person wrote about his new look.

Feb 3, 2011

Harry Potter Licks Pussy


Professor McGonagall promised Harry Potter that she would give him a better grade in Transfiguration class if he ate her out.  Little did he know that she would have a sweet-tasting, shaven pussy.  Now she is his special GILF.

Feb 2, 2011

How to Get Good Grades


Hermione Granger might be smart and a good student at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, but this is the real reason she gets good grades.  She fucks all her professors and even the headmaster who must be at least 100 years old.  I guess she faces away from him so she can picture a hotter, younger professor.

Feb 1, 2011

Kate Sucks Cock


We all know that Kate Winslet likes doing nude scenes in just about all of her movies.  In fact, I don't think she's ever kept her clothes on in a movie.  She's such a slut that she probably strips down when she's watching a movie in the theatre too.  

I don't think she'd mind if we showed this picture of her sucking a big, huge cock, do you?  And just look at the size of those tits!!!  Whoever the artist was - way to go!